Category: Lady Witchbeard

Casting Cauldrons and Cortez the Killer | Lady Witchbeard Finale

Casting Cauldronsand Cortez the Killer

A giant goat cannot stop your sleep. Once I go into the exposition on cauldron portals your mind should crossover the threshold into dreamland. If not our story will culminate with green goop and Germ. Heroes might be made but will magic be saved? If it happens in an alternative universe it should not effect you, so don't worry if you fall asleep. Phagey sends his best.

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Underrated Bronze Pyramid | Lady Witchbeard #16

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Fall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup. Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ.

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Chemistry Set Plan | Lady Witchbeard Ep 15

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Gold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep.

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Futility of Man Situation | Lady Witchbeard #14

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Futility of Man Situation

Dig that dove, lovey. Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it.

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Charismatic Reverb | Lady Witchbeard #13

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Calling all sleepy people! Gather around as I gather the gods and try to sort this whole story out. No stone will be left unturned, no pillow will be left uncooled.

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Second Hand Stone Shop | Lady Witchbeard #12

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Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve. Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you.

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Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11

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Don't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight.

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“Goat of Many Colors” | Lady Witchbeard Ep 10

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You can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story.

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“Phage and The Mustached Queen” Lady Witchbeard Ep 9

What in the Name of BF Skinner_

Once upon a time kids would go to a museum and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that.

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“4 Tests of the Dreamcoat” | Lady Witchbeard Ep 7

Tonight a battle with a god or a demi-god. Not an action packed one, more like a day of testing where you get a hand cramp. So as I sharpen my wits like a number 2 pencil you can rest. Rest knowing what wits I have will be put to use filling out more than mere bubbles, use in a duel like dance so dull in could only be called a test.

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