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Fusion Armrest Shop | Metastasis #62 | Sleep With Me #467

Tonight we say goodnight to breaking bored. (15:37 story starts) Scooter tries to open up an armrest store where he’s an armrest salesperson. Does this sound like it will put your sleepless nights out of business?

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I Kissed a Brook | Metastasnooze #61 | Sleep With Me #465

Soapy words say…the mysterious babbling of a brook named Brooke. (Spanish story @15:41) If you are seeking coherence, look elsewhere as scooter will be transcribing said brook, the book might be titled The Mad Metphorist. Then I’ll use Spanish to describe my new business plan, bringing Luaus to Syracuse, NY.

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Dirty Sweater Dance | Metastasnooze #60 | Sleep With Me #462

I’m partners with the Dizzy Air buried deep within me. (story 17:31) Singing “We Are Family” and doing the dirty sweater dance. Then some children get to learn about the TV show “Double Dare” for the first time. All while Ganglion the Ganglion from U44 breaks down the lymph system.

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Blue Haired Child | Metastasnooze #59 | Sleep With Me #459

This commodity should not be blue. (story at 18:47) It is not the color of our brand.
My nephew is a vapor, I trust in you. We head to an island where we meet the ancestors of Tony Stark. Poem or ramble this should put you to sleep.
Seeing the beauty of rats
Seeing the world without pain
I’ll be the blue haired child

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Windchime Lover | Metastasnooze #58 | Sleep With Me #453

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Meandering out of the harlequin bedtime imprint and into the asking spot (Spanish story @ 15:40) Blameless Nose Characters will fill their clothing will gas in order to be on time for a photo reshoot. All this action should have the lack to help you hit the sack.

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Cardiff Giant Toe | Metastasnooze #57 | Sleep With Me #450

As you drift into Morpheus' warm embrace, I'll be stealing Zeus' toe. (story 17:03) Don't worry it will be on behalf of a retirement village “that has peeled the box”. This is the kind of stuff you can sleep through or to. Goodnight.

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Rooster at Reception | Metastasnooze #54 | Sleep With Me #441

The cartel that buys your troubles has a reception desk that does not seem to be working. (story 14:49) Don’t work the rooster has an idea, hire Ed. Not as Dapper as Samuel Clemens in a suit…but dull, Scooter will be a beast of boring burdens and trebuchet for your thoughts.

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Dormant Doormat | Metastasis #53 | Sleep With Me #438

Finally a positive doormat metaphor as you drift off. (16:17 story starts) Another childhood game is introduced, Si La Capto, with the rhyme  “If I catch you, I’ll be full”. Remember to keep the water outside you bedroom or within your dreams. The “hide and seek” critics will not like this game, they will be filled with rabia.

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“Granddaughter do you have the empty cups? I spend the whole moon guarding my tanque.”
Like a boat out on the plains.
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Pure Orin | Metastasnooze #52 | Sleep With Me #435

Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) WARNING -Money talk in Spanish story.
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Throw your hat on my head and I'll put you to sleep. (starts 16:27) You won't need name insurance around here because that does not make any sense anyway. A mouthful of truisms, will be the distraction that carries you off to dreamland…gems like “a fool and his money soon part ways…I wish someone would have told me that before I went to that sto
re on the edge of the desert.” or “Call I be The Gallon Kid?””Zoring into your mouth water I will be pourin'”

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Dirtbike Poets | Metastasnooze #51 | Sleep With Me #432

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I'll put the bullfrog in the Bulfinch to create story that lulls. (story at 16:27) When a truck full of self-esteem based ice cream pulls up you'll know it is a dream. Like the school of dirtbike poets sense will be elusive. Sleep Well.

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