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1461 – Orlando Convention Center | Walk With Me

I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland. This episode was recorded and features ambient sounds (cars, background music, birds, etc). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not sleepy for you. Thanks for supporting the snow on Sleep […]

1460 – Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told

A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1460 – Silliest Gingerbread Surprise | Trending Tales Rarely Told SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, ladies and […]

1459 – Infinite Space for Dodes | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 6

Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep. These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners. These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas […]

1458 – Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 – 995

Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1458 – Dog Bed Greeting | All Intros 992 – 995 […]

1457 – Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 – 991 for 4th of July

This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1457 – Turtle-Friendly Turtle Wax | All Intros 988 – 991 for 4th of July SCOOTER: […]

1456 – Dino Institute Rover, Part 2 | Brick Builder

Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything. Be sure to check out Orlando Parkstop’s STOP HATE fundraiser for the Trevor Project! Let me know if you donate or purchase something from an auction, and you’ll have the chance to win some SWM […]

1455 – Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3

The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1455 – Perfumed Bells | Checking Into Boredom Ep 3 SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for the […]

1454 – Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing

Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1454 – Before I Dance With You, Mr. Spy | Bored Game Unboxing SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, […]

1453 – Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday

Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1453 – Be Our Guest | Trending Tuesday SCOOTER: Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for […]

1452 – Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20

Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”). For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1452 – Author, […]