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Sunday- $5+ An normal SWM episode a week early (when possible) ad free.

Monday- $1+ STS or Sleep to Strange. An older episode without the intro, just the story for those who make all night playlists or just want more stories.

Tuesday- $5+ Another STS or Story Only episode.

Weds- $5 Ad-free regular episode.

Thursday- $10+ Another STS  or Story Only episode OR depending on the week a Intro Only episode.

Saturday- Depends- some weeks will have $5+ Superdeluxe episodes. Which are old episodes with music and sound design by Chris Postill for a fun take on a episode. These are different that normal episodes.

Some Saturdays for $10+ will be drop day for all night episodes or intro only episodes, just depending on what content I have.

I think this is all correct but I reserve the right to be wrong and update it and apologize for my mistake.

Apology for Error With Loud Promo Last Night!

Yesterday (Tuesday, June 13th) there was an error and a promo not intended for our show was run at the end of any podcasts downloaded Yesterday. I apologize to anyone awoken or upset by this error. If you delete any shows you downloaded yesterday and redownload the promo will be gone. Thanks for listening and the support! Thanks to the listeners who brought this to my attention so we were able to get it fixed and removed…(right around the stroke of midnight!)

516 – Gaga and The Night Birds

Gonzo reporting on the myth of the Night Birds and their Goddess Gaga. (story 18:36)

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515 – Data’s Day | Sleep With TNG

Data will dance till you dream of his diary of a day on the Enterprise. (starts at 16:57)
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514 – Boastmaster | Superdull Stories

Dreams streaked with the marshmallow tears of Rocky E. Road precede a story of a charismatic camp in a rust belt town. Story starts at 19:15 but you’ll sleep through it.

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512 Hide and Q | Sleep With TNG

Thanks to Q, Riker gets his peacock swagger while you saw logs. (Trek talk starts at 18:49)

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511 Goldbug | Superdull Stories

Tonight’s story is sweet and tart, like a glass of lemonade served by Wilford Brimley. (story at 19:28)
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#499 Mosaic Memories | Supedull Stories

My slogan for the brainbots that keep you up at night is “If you can't defeat them, entertain them!”. This story will put you to sleep while they listen to the tale of a costume ball, gone dull.

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“The Creature from the Black Lagoon” tells me he’s originally from the “Big Goon” | Trending Tuesdays

“There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp” or the lagoon…words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste. A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky.

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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