Bathroom Locks, Boys Tap and a Dance Contest

An attempt at a redditation dissolves into what I wish was a dream. Instead you can take a dull journey into the meaning of being a bad, bad boy. A world that makes no sense with strange locks and shuffle ball steps. As you enter a deep sleep we will move into a world when dance puts an end to all social strata and unites with a strange joy. Your smiling while you sleep, is it schadenfreude or are you tap, taping your way across dreamland?

Originally published Jan 13th, 2015 http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/184/

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Battle of the Bastards | Game of Drones S6 E9 | Sleep With Me #406

Be led into sleep tonight. (Episode 23:59) Led by the Khaleesi or Sansa or Jon, let the leash go slack and drift along at peace. Soon pool balls will roll across your dreams, cuz its in the way that you move them (or use it). Goodnight.

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08:45:00 All Music Ends

00:23:59 Episode Breakdown

01:08:43 Facts

01:38:06 Tommen and Pounce

02:00:22 Prayers to old gods and new

02:17:47 Thanks and goodnight

Facts from Tonight
Color of Money (also see dazed and confused)
Vases
Bunting
Continuity error
Rams Horn

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Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

What’s Love Got To Do With It | Get Besos #22 | Sleep With Me #405

What's LoveGot ToDo With It

Richard Warren Sears makes one last case for humanity. (Catchup @21:52 Story @33:57) One long expository case. What started as a “Case for Sin” ends with L-O-V-E. Will that be enough to save us? All the doubling back and logic turning in on itself should save your sleep. Save your time get comfortable and drift off while I start with a conversation about “Hamilton” tickets with the greatest concierge in the world.

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00:06:00 All Music Ends

00:21:52 Last Time on Get Besos

00:33:47 Episode Begins

01:19:56 Thanks and Goodnight

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Show Edited and Theme Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies. Commission a song from him!

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Superhero Asleep or Faking?| “Superdull” Episode 3

Fall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this “Carbon Man” where he is from, what he wants and is he a threat to earth.

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A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth’s hour of greatest need.
They wait…

and wait…

and wait…

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting….UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Older episodes can be found here

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Messi V. Scooter “Boredown” | Trending Tuesday | Sleep With Me #404

A case of Non-dairy whipped topping brain leads to Scooter becoming a Similiean. (episode at 22:48) That’s just the start, ideally you’ll sleep soundly as another boredown unfolds with a new nemesis. Will the borers unite as you dream? “The Edgeless Boy, pushed over the edge” says you will.

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Boredown (1)

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00:22:48 Episode begins
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Show Edited and theme music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

A Plane Ride With An Unassuming Confused Man

Fear of flying? How about a dreamflight? Who cares if your destination of a bowl of tomato soup. By comforting you will be comforted and by listening your mind will be boggled. But none of this should matter as you fly away on the wings of pointlessness as a passenger on Dutch Masters Airways.

Original episode

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

 

No One | Game of Drones S6 E8 | Sleep With Me #403

noone

Who is duller than Scoots…no one…(Episode at 18:53) Who brings the lulls with creakier dulcets…no one…who will remember what he rambles about…no one. So sleep and rest and I’ll do the rest.

00:00:15 Tonight’s show is sponsored by Pillowsonic http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/pillowsonic
00:04:30 Support the show at Patreon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron
00:06:30 All music ends
00:18:53 Episode Begins
00:59:38 Facts
01:30:31 Tommen and Pounce
01:50:53 Prayers to old gods and new
02:02:17 Thanks and Goodnight

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Stacy Gnall buy “Heart First Into The Forest” (collection I read from) 01:25:40
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Facts
History of Ren Fairs
Milk of Poppy
History of Tents
Moonlight

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Show Edited by Karl W

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Magical Solution | Get Besos #21 | Sleep With Me #402

While you wander on the brink of sleep, James will close the case with magic. (story 29:02) Hell will do its best to help save Besos. A host of Angels will watch as the podman digs too deep. Do narrators live forever? In your dreams they do.

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MAGICAL

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00:00:15 Stand with Orlando via 70k acts of kindness. http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/orlando
00:05:05 All Music Ends
00:16:50 Last time on Get Besos
00:29:02 Episode Begins
00:57:49 Thanks and Goodnight

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Show Edited and Theme Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies. Commission a song from him!

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Magic Mirrors, Stretch Armstrong and Emotional Damage | SuperDull #2

Tonight we see our heroes in action! Presented in a way that will beat your insomnia faster than an ASMR haircut. You’ll meet our heroes and get a taste of their powers as you fall asleep.

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth’s hour of greatest need.
They wait…

and wait…

and wait…

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting….UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

Older episodes can be found here

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme

Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!
http://www.jonathanmann.net

Subscribe: iTunes | Android

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

 

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

Pool Pitch for Moranis | Trending Tuesday | Sleep With Me #401

Do I have the juice to get Rick Moranis back? (episode at 21:40) Will you settle with me dulling you to sleep? Let your worries drip and droop away like candle wax. No crackers were broken in the creation of this episode.

Stand With Orlando by joining our community in performing 70,000 acts of kindness. 

Tonight’s episode is sponsored by Audible get a free audiobook by signing up for a trial at http://www.audible.com/lullz

Moranis

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00:06:50 All Music Ends
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00:21:40 Episode Begins
01:04:36 Thanks and Goodnight

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Show Edited and Theme Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies. Commission a song from him!

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter