Tabled Birthday Dessert | Nuns in Space #7 | Sleep With Me #443

Dream of a ride on a gumdrop horse as I deal with a pesky table. (setup 14:54 – story 16:49) Mild birthday surprises are in store for everyone as I fixate on my deposit. Does Mike Birbiglia play with Mirco Machines or change on a micro level? You’ll be better equipped to understand if you sleep though the answer.

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00:14:54 Set up
00:16:49 Story Starts
00:57:42 Thanks and Goodnight

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Cinderella and A Fairy Crisis | After The Glass Slipper Season 2 Premier

Cinderella, her Fairy Godmother and her Stepmother have returned, with a new tale to fall asleep to, including lots of backstories and explanations and speeches, some world building, pondering of meaning, yearning for understanding and of course a quest. Technically the quest will take place outside of the story being told BUT none of that matters as soon you should be sleeping, so keep the silly questions to yourself.

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This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Lost Village – Afternoon on KDFC | Sleep With Me #442

My meanderpowers will distract as you drift off. (setup 15:41, story 21:28) As you fall asleep I will listen to listener-supported classical radio. A village will become lost, but together they will find their way, as you find your way to sleep.

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00:15:41 Setup
00:21:28 Tale Begins
01:05:14 Thanks and Goodnight

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Great Bores in History | Trending Tuesday

As we delve into the off brands and irregular sizes you should find sleep. “The Thoracic Podcaster” will help you gently fall asleep with his narcissistic metaphors.

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As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Rooster at Reception | Metastasnooze #54 | Sleep With Me #441

The cartel that buys your troubles has a reception desk that does not seem to be working. (story 14:49) Don’t work the rooster has an idea, hire Ed. Not as Dapper as Samuel Clemens in a suit…but dull, Scooter will be a beast of boring burdens and trebuchet for your thoughts.

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00:14:49 Story Starts
00:31:04 Metastasnooze Run Through
00:47:30 Breaking Bad Breakdown
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Show Edited by Karl W

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Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

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Day Dreams | Nuns in Space #6 | Sleep With Me #440

Here in your ears, I’ll be the sound hearing your ears. (17:51 Setup, 20:39 Story Starts) With that your thoughts and worries and a crew of nuns will be launched into deep space. Tonight, daydreams will be a place of problem-solving. Also Scooter will do a public self-soothing.

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00:17:51 Setup
00:20:39 Story Starts
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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Confusing Days of Future and Past with Babies Cries | SuperDull Episode 16


What makes a hero? Sounds like an interesting question to ponder. Unless you go on too long and throw in obscure references to literature and music. The fate of the world is at risk but somehow it still lulls you to sleep. Goodnight.

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A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth’s hour of greatest need.
They wait…

and wait…

and wait…

and wait..

until they are called into action.

This is the tale of their waiting….UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike.

Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep!

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Ray’s Caribbean Beach | Trending Tuesday | Sleep With Me #439

A virtual blanket fort constructed of sentence fragments and oxford commas will be your place of respite tonight. (setup 14:24 Ray 17:45) My well adjusted neighbor Ray Perkins returns to the show with his take on the vacation we took this summer. He will lull and dull with details of a hotel we stayed at. There will be plenty of walk talk.

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00:14:24 Trending Begins
00:17:45 Ray takes the mic
00:58:28 Thanks
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Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Dust Mote Singularity | Nature Talks Back via Bernie the Butterfly

Bernie returns to lull you to sleep with his own special technique. His tangents will be guided by his love (as a paid consultant) of nature and dust motes. “The sum of my mass is great than that of my whole or some such thing.”- Bernie the Butterfly

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter

Dormant Doormat | Metastasis #53 | Sleep With Me #438

Finally a positive doormat metaphor as you drift off. (16:17 story starts) Another childhood game is introduced, Si La Capto, with the rhyme  “If I catch you, I’ll be full”. Remember to keep the water outside you bedroom or within your dreams. The “hide and seek” critics will not like this game, they will be filled with rabia.

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00:04:28 All Music Ends
00:16:17 Spanish Related Story Starts
00:32:33 Breaking Bad
00:51:53 Meta recap
01:08:12 Thanks and Goodnight
“Granddaughter do you have the empty cups? I spend the whole moon guarding my tanque.”
Like a boat out on the plains.
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Sleep With Me podcast art created by Always Trending Up Scott & Jennifer

The “Mystery Bard” is played by Jonathan Mann who also writes the lullabies.

Sleep With Me is written by Drew Ackerman and “performed” by Dearest Scooter