This collection of intros is about as confusing as an eight-pack of water being pulled in a wagon by a boy who knows not his hips. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1036 – Gentle Dashboard Nibble | All Intros from 755 – 760   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Ladies and gentlemen, boys […]

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A moose and a plush find a little house and more than a little friendship. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1035 – Purple Porpoise with Purpose   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for the podcaster, patrons, that you empower so I […]

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Al makes up for this butter-free parade with all his skills while Ray and the team describe the parade like a dream. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1034 – 2021 Thanksgiving Day Parade   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my patron peeps, and […]

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One last trip through North Pole Park before and during your long winter’s nap. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1034 – Inside Outside | North Pole Park Train Tour 3   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and my patron peeps, thank you so […]

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A holiday theme park tour with Ray and Scoots where every puddle offers a chance to pause and meander. Notable Notes Notable Language: L-I-S-T-I-C-L-E-S Pandorean Style Food “It drains me, Ray” Notable Culture: The Greatest Showman Team Rodent Book Pink Floyd Notable Talking Points: Live action scooby doo movies are vastly underrated Gingerbread Carousel Kids […]

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A theme park in the North Pole is just getting started just in time for you to get a good winter’s rest. Notable Notes Notable Language: Changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Mammalian Yosemite-Type Influence (YTI) Notable Culture: Disney Cary Elwes The Princess Bride Notable Talking Points: This train’s better at pulling Meet expectations and […]

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A dreamy book with wishes of play and memory. Also He-Man gets a vote for best bathtime bud. Notable Notes Notable Language: A half rear-ended pitch Dirge Equestrian-based toys (EBT) Notable Culture: Space Ghost Coast to Coast Knight Rider Muppet Babies Notable Talking Points: Thoughts that make you go, “Ruh Roh” He-Man was good for […]

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Briony, Terry, Tom, and Yan, bake holiday dreamland. Notable Notes Notable Language: De-splain Fond Christian Memory (FCM) Buttercream Binds Notable Culture: Beauty and the Beast Elvis Presley Alice Cooper Notable Talking Points: Give more meaning to morass I wish I could channel Noel’s ability to be that free and easy A mountain of confectionery to […]

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This meandering tour is full of sleepy views that will flower as you snooze. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1028 – North Pole Gardens Train Tour   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, my patron peeps…it’s the patrons…some patrons don’t actually…either they don’t have […]

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Sleepy fandom of songs and fun carry you off to dreamland. For Transcript of Episode Click Here Episode 1027 – StarKid Sleepy Fan   [START OF RECORDING]   SCOOTER:    Friends beyond the binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s time for the podcaster who’s a fan of things, but what I’m more a fan […]

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