Let sleep take you into her arms like a loving mother. Take a shell and listen to the sounds of me rambling about why it sounds like the ocean. Ever wonder about country bumpkins and sweet sixteens? I’ll cover that too, but you’ll be asleep. Don’t worry about missing Leslie Neilsen and his singing. Rest […]
My toy metaphors will be rendered desnudos as you fall asleep. (starts at 15:14). As my distractions unfold, let your brow unfurrow and drift off to dreamland. Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!! Check out “Sampler” hosted by Brittany Luse 00:15:14 Red pen 00:31:40 Meta 00:48:09 Breaking Bad 01:09:00 Thanks Please […]
Rest and slide down an inward curve, is it the bend in an oxford comma, or is it in a dream? (episode at 16:23) It matters not, as I turn sense inside out in search of a distraction for your thoughts. Tonight I try to understand what happened in “Get Besos” but I really get […]
Why try and understand R2 when Luke can to it for you? Same goes for Mumblebear, even if I cannot. Settle deep into you bed and sleep as I find my way with a bear who cannot find words. Together we will find Garland and figure out what we need to do. Please support our […]
Sleep during the worst pronunciation of Worcestershire at the worst possible time. (starts at 14:33) As I shop you should hit a deep slumber before the soup is really on and things, as always get awkward…lullingly awkward. To answer one more question..YES it really happened. Please support our Patreon as it launches!!! Please welcome our […]
Unwind with me with a night of knocks and a round of broccoli races. Sleep as my respite is interrupted by my childhood piano teacher. Its apology time, and I have a feeling Judy Garland is upset with me. As you sink deep into your cushiony bed I will float into the clouds on a […]
Let’s Color Roose Bolton and that whole Wedding Badd. Let me take you in my arms like Tommen and Kelpalina. Feel safe as an Astrolabe will guide you and your cart of Pork feet away from danger and into sleep. Am I more of a Greyworm or a Jorah? Let’s compromise. Whistle if you choose […]
I’ll misdirect your attention right away in an attempt to redirect you into deep sleep. (starts at 14:51) . An attempted ode to Weiss and Benioff will lead into a reinvention of hide and seek where Scooter is not always it. What does all of this have to do with “Breaking Bad” and “Metastasis”? We’re […]
Take a long, lulling journey that’s going nowhere slow…(starts at 23:24)…as I start to recount some of the events of season one. My listening was at double speed but my talking and sensemaking will be at half speed or less. Please welcome our new sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz […]
Time to get your elements back in order. Like a warm glass of bedtime milk hearing about this exciting new product will soothe and relax you. Power, health, wealth and more await you inside the crying cave. Sleep….then buy now. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please […]
