This is a copy of the “lost” radio broadcast from the 2014 Winter Olympics of the gold medal match in the Women's Sleep Off. It was an event that “never took place” according to official sources. We know now that is was a major piece of foreshadowing for events about to take place in the Ukraine. The cover up for this STOPS TONIGHT here at Sleep With Me. I have had this audio sent to me by brave superfans of competitive sleeping. You will no longer have to wonder to yourself “Who won the gold medal in women's sleeping?” because we have the answer.
Prepare yourself to be riveted…by riveted I mean bored to sleep.
- Competitive Sleeping in Spain
- What's a Oligarchy?
- What's a Plutocracy?
- What is going on in Ukraine?
- George Carlin on why it won't get better
Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.
This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation that slowly carries you off to slumber.
“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.
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