“The Lady Witchbeard” (Full title “the tale of a witch named Connie who would become Lady Witchbeard” (Spoiler alert if you read too much into her name)) | Trending Tuesdays | Sleep With Me #151

Our Halloween adventures continue as we meet a sweet witch formally named Connie. Why is she so happy? Why does she have a cauldron related sexual hangup? What does a witch do when her career path is not abundantly clear? These are questions you might be able to answer if you were to take this story and make some broad generalizations about it. There is no need to do that. Just sleep. The moral of the story  is “The Life of a Pirate is Very Hard Indeed”. How the moral is connected to the story is unclear, but the protagonist does say it towards the end. Just listen and fall asleep without learning anything.

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0:00 Intro

05:39 Trending Tuesday Kicks Off and Recap Type Stuff

14:13 Kicking back in the lobby we finally meet the main character for today

17:45 Final lead up to a story which kind of starts after a minute or two

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

“Sleep With Me” is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night’s rest, you’ve found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast “A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions”

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Our Hero Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

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